It’s Funny Friday In Israel!

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19 Iyar 5776

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…Palestinian terror so far today (Friday)…

Palestinians have spent the afternoon rioting and bombarding Israeli security personnel with “rocks” and Molotovs. Riots have taken place at Biddu, Tarkumiya, Kedumim, Hebron, Bi’ilin, Yitzhar, and Fawwar.

…Palestinian terror yesterday (Thursday)…

More than 30 terrorist attacks were carried out including such incidents as firebombing Israeli motorists on Road 443, an attempting stabbing in Hebron, a shooting attack in Har Bracha, rioting in Silwad and Zeita, and too many “rock” attacks to mention here.

TODAY’S BLOG:

It’s another funny Friday in Israel–in a dark humor sort of way.

Here are three jokes for your entertainment:

Joke 1

Remember the missiles that struck in southern Israel two days ago? Hamas announced today that it has arrested the “person” responsible, and that he belongs to a Salafi organization that supports Islamic State.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

One person responsible? A Salafist?

Who is kidding whom? Do you have any idea, dear reader, how many times we have been through this cycle of Hamas blaming someone else for missile fire with the pusillanimous IDF General Command being eager and willing to accept the “explanation.”

Joke 2

The IAEA announced toady that Iran is in compliance with the nuclear appeasement deal. Specifically, the IAEA announced that Iran is maintaining its enriched uranium levels below 300 kg and heavy water levels at 130 tons.

Sounds great right?

Wrong.

The IAEA then added that “there is no way to test whether the heavy water levels are being adhered to or not.”

In other words, the IAEA is simply relying on Iranian data.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Joke 3

UNIFIL, the United Nations Force supposedly monitoring the Lebanese-Israeli border announced this morning that Israel has nothing to worry about concerning the observation towers that have been going up along the Lebanese side in the last few weeks.

UNIFIL commander Luciano Fortolono declared: “The towers are for tracking purposes only, and the Lebanese Army has hinted that Hezbollah will not be able to use the towers.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tracking purposes only? Hezbollah will not be able to use the towers?

That’s a good one.