Five Farcical Quotes Today


Shabbat

13 Cheshvan

31 October 2020

 

The News on the Israeli Street

Qu0te of the Day

“The ultimatum given to you to lift the siege on Gaza expires at midnight.”

The Al-Nasser Rafah “Balloon Unit”, threatening that tomorrow will see the launch of hundreds of explosive balloons into southern Israel if Israel doesn’t open all crossings with Gaza and end the maritime blockade.

Of course Israel is never going to do that so we can expect fires and explosions tonight, tomorrow, and for the foreseeable future.

Video of the Day

As you watch the following short video of Muslims shouting anti-Israel and anti-Jewish chants yesterday afternoon following Friday prayers at the Al-Aksa Mosque, reflect on the fact that they are doing so beside the holiest spot in Judaism–the Foundation Stone under the Kipat HaSela (aka Dome of the Rock).

Click here to watch.

By the way, police finally interrupted the illegal demonstration, dispersed the rioters, and arrested 3 suspects for disorderly conduct.

3 suspects.

Pathetic.

The daily Corona (Covid-19) update . . .

The following covers the last 24 hours (from 8 am-8 am):

There are 313,701 confirmed casesan increase of 587

299,822 of these confirmed cases have recoveredan increase of 383

429 are in critical condition—a decrease of 11

188 of the most critically ill are on ventilatorsa decrease of 3

2,514 have diedan increase of 6

There are now 13,879 active Corona cases in Israel.

In short, there was virtually no testing done yesterday nor will there be virtually any done today. Not all hospitals issued reports. Hence, the numbers you see above.

TODAY’S BLOG:

Five Farcical Quotes Today

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I must point out that without Oslo there would have been no peace with the Emirates. The process with the Emirates began the next day in Oslo, with the blessing of the Americans and ours. A representative of my father was in the Emirates immediately after the signing of the Oslo Accords and I wish to give that credit to my father.”

Dahlia Rabin, daughter of Yitzhak Rabin

What a joke. Without Oslo, more than a thousand Israeli men, women, and children would still be alive and not blown to pieces by Palestinian terrorists. Land for peace has long since been totally discredited.

2. 

“Maher is suffering from severe chest pains and frequent cramps. He is determined to continue the hunger strike and boycott medical tests. The doctors examining his condition told me today that he was on the verge of death.”

The wife of Islamic Jhad terrorist Maher Al-Akhars.

To hear his wife tell the story, poor Maher has been on the verge of death for the last month. If he really was on a hunger strike, he would not still be alive after 97 days.

3. 

“We do not need your help.”

The Turkish Foreign Minister rejecting an offer of Israeli aid after the earthquake yesterday.

Why did we ever offer Turkish raging anti-Semites help?

4.

“All the expenses of my private home are intended to fulfill my duties so I should not be required to pay tax on them.”

PM Netanyahu yesterday discussing his request for a tax exemption for his private house in Caesarea.

Who is kidding whom. All of his expenses? Come on Bibi, you’ve been in office so long you think the government owes you everything.

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“I believe that most professionals and researchers in the field will agree that if children in grades 1-2 are forced to wear masks Long hours – this will negatively affect their emotional and social development.”

Prof. Nir Madger, a psychologist from the School of Education at Bar Ilan University commenting on whether young kids should wear masks at school.

What’s more important? Possibly negatively affecting their emotional development or keeping them, their fellow students, their teachers, and their families alive?

 

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